how to stay warm in your freezing bedroom:
put on a comfy sweater
put a sweatshirt on over it
put leggings on
put sweatpants on over them
4 pairs of fuzzy socks
light your bed on fire
and a partridge in a pear tree
A wedding photographer took this picture from a rooftop to get a bird’s eye view of a wedding in progress. Something seemed odd about the balcony in the top right portion of the photograph.
This is what the photographer found when they zoomed in.
Zoomed out picture for extra creeps
what the actual fuck
Death Eaters! He’s back! The Dark Lord is back!
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE LOOK UP WHO THOSE FUCKERS ARE
i truly love this woman
here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest
1st pic : lookin good
2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)
3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest
4th pic: me being outtie
that’s suave as shit.
Me on my way to steal ur footballer
i love sports
he just fucking GLIDED in there like homosexual magic carried him there- GLIDED like he was on a fucking sled on ice
smooth as fuck
YOU BEEN HIT BY ….YOU BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!
I never fucking get tired of this post.
more unrealistic standards of beauty
Chairman of the Bord.
if you don’t love roxy you’re wrong
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
As a pan ginger i can confirm all of this. also
D̶̟̮̞͍̮͙̲͆̽̐ͫͣ́O͓̫͈̖͕͎͖ͩ̋ͬ̃̒̒̅ͩ͘͘ ͧ̅̑̂͡҉̦̝̪͇̭͟N͖̖ͤ̒ͣ̓ͥͅO̺̫͎̜͊ͤ̊̑͘ͅT̹̤̪͎͎̝͊̃ͩ ̜̖̠͍͎̹͉̱̻̿̆ͩM͓̭̤͆͐̿̃̀ͫ̑͑͜͞Ę͈̦ͥ̍Dͮ͊͂̈ͯͩ͂ͧ҉̤͔̺̹D̛͚̦̠ͩ͡͡L̷͉̙͙̝̞ͥ̓͗͞E̶̡̐̑ͥ̾ͯ̅̽̓ͤ҉̟̱̪ ̛͙̖̪̟̠̏ͬ͊́͛ͯ̿͒͒́Iͣ͏̴̖̰̺͕̼N̗͖ͨ̂̈̅ͫ̽ ̡̞̖̰̞͊̇̐ͯ̂ͧ͌̌̎͡O̰͓̲̳̺̯͎͂ͧͤͬͮ͐͟U̞̬̹̻͉̇̑̀ͨR͚̺ͩ͑̍́͊ͫ͞ ͫ̈̆̀̏̈́̿͘͏̨͎͈̘̣͇̩̠̝̠À̼̬̜̳̻͎̞̜ͥF̵̟̓͡F̣̩͕̼͉̝ͮ̐͜͡A̗͍ͫͫ͗̈́͆̊̆͜͜I̲̺̠̙͔͉̺͎͛̍̒R̶̖̩̩̖̻͚̎͒ͦͪ̏̑͌̇ͅS̶̙̼̖̰ͨ̎͢ ͔̣̥̹̝̒͂͗̌͑̚͟M̢̛̘͚̹ͨͣ̆͌̑͟O͕̘̭̰̥̠̙͔ͨ͂͢R̡̟̼̘̜̩̹͈̤̿̈͗͋̉ͧ͛Ț̤̼̫̺̽̅͑̌̾̑̚A̶̯͖͎͙͖ͬ͂̓́ͩ͋ͭͩ͆ͅĻ̣̩̮͎̱̳͖͎̊͜S̸̵̮̯͛̌͘
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
Friends and I were talking about Karkat reacting to laser pointers like a cat would so this piece of shit exists now
love makes ya *strikes a pose* foolish